Really irritating texts that sound like they’re from your mother but aren’t
(323): For the fourth time will you PLEASE wash your dish in the sink?
(yeah, that says dish, singular. My roommate is really good at NOT re-directing his unrelated stress towards me)
A 23-year old recent college grad, ENFP (so they tell me), nostalgia-prone yet eternally optimistic. An aspiring writer who spends her weekdays answering phones and preparing court filings--everyone has to have a day job, right?
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