“I don’t know whether it’s funny or sad that the meanest Mean Girls I know are actually middle-aged men”
(Things I’ve said today.)
Also, hi Tumblr! Remember me?
(Things I’ve said today.)
Also, hi Tumblr! Remember me?
—Alfred Lord Tennyson, “Locksley Hall”
‘I read,’ I say. ‘I study and read. I bet I’ve read everything you’ve read. Don’t think I haven’t. I consume libraries. I wear out spines and ROM-drives. I do things like get in a taxi and say, “The library, and step on it.” My instincts concerning syntax and mechanics are better than your own, I can tell, with due respect.
‘But it transcends the mechanics. I’m not a machine. I feel and believe. I have opinions. Some of them are interesting. I could, if you’d let me, talk and talk. Let’s talk about anything. I believe the influence of Kierkegaard on Camus is underestimated. I believe Dennis Gabor may very well have been the Antichrist. I believe Hobbes is just Rousseau in a dark mirror. I believe, with Hegel, that transcendence is absorption. I could interface you guys right under the table.’
—David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
—Virginia Woolf
—Kurt Vonnegut
—Douglas Adams